Rules:
Keep it worksafe, no fatties
Anyone who disobeys these rules will be severely reprimanded
Anyone who disagrees with me on any of my selections gets banned
No selfposting, unless it's funny. Retarded-funny is not allowed.
Vintage carp welcome
Keep it classy
Real ladies only, none of that anime carp, goddamn
I'll get us started:

Dita Von Teese

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Louise Brooks

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Marilyn Monroe

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Lauren Bacall

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lets lay down some guidelines....

real people only? cause i have seen some hotttiezzzz that are drawings

yes goddamn
none of that anime carp

LOL i was kidding. im not mou chan

my contribution

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cause i have seen some hotttiezzzz that are drawings

Hhhmmm, I've been noticing this trend of this board lately. Me Do Not Want.

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Project Rising Beetle→
I Miss Bionix→

also this thread may not help your reputation of being a lesbian

just saying

shut up takao

Veronica Lake

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also this thread may not help your reputation of being a lesbian

just saying

i don't really care tbqh

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Alison Angel is the carp

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Alison Angel is the carp

well i didn't expect THIS to happen

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she's both pretty and a lady

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did you remember the keep it classy clause

Women clearly aren't my thing, but here are a few I think are pretty:

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Feel free to tell me my taste in women is awful. Not like it matters to me or anything. lol

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did you remember the keep it classy clause

lolo, didn't notice. sorry


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Lexi from the Band Magneta Lane.

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Roan, Jennifer Aniston would look like really gross with short hair. I think that women who can't look pretty with short hair are secretly not that nice looking

also Victoria Beckham is adorable in interviews, and I'm so happy Maggie is playing Batman's girlfriend now.

Grace Kelly

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Roan, Jennifer Aniston would look like really gross with short hair. I think that women who can't look pretty with short hair are secretly not that nice looking

you heard this from somewhere else and copied it

i know this because i heard it on tv

i totally did and i totally agree

and I'm so happy Maggie is playing Batman's girlfriend now.

I'd so carp her brother. Just sayin'.

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He's so cuuuute

He's so cuuuute

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Cute is so not the word.

ANYWAY, PRETTY WOMEN:

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Say what you will about her, but I think she's a beautiful woman.

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She is lovely.

Her brother, on the other hand, just looks weird.

Tasha-Ray Evin:
+1 for Canadian
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Yeah yeah, black and white with tonnes of shadow, also not full body. But there are like 3 pictures of her post "Inside The Hollow", and that includes the album cover. Her sister, Lacey-Lee, is also perty, but me thinks she may suffer from that Jennifer Annison thing.

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Project Rising Beetle→
I Miss Bionix→

Shiina Ringo oh yeahhh

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takao, your pic isn't working

Monroe

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Eva Longoria:

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